Another good reason

Verse I I woke up the other night lyin' on the foor Right beside someone I'd never seen before She said my name is juliet romeo you ain't That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost A saint If I keep goin' on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason not to drink Verse II I can't go see my best friend He said stay away Just because of what I said on his wedding day You oughta call her sherman 'cause she look's just like a tank that's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost A saint If I keep gonin' on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason not to drink Guitar solo Verse III Bridge: Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman Last night as I left the bar He stepped right on my hand He said are you drunk or blind I said let me think And that's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this I'll end up like ole Hank That's another good reason not to drink Baby let me in I'm freezin' And another good reason not to drink