Welcome to our Big Rock Show

<p>Five guys take a ride<br/>Drive a day and half a night<br/>Get to see some pretty scenery<br/>But if that&#x27;s all there is to this<br/>This band would split right down to the seams<br/>Southbound, static on the radio<br/>We left town<br/>But where we&#x27;re goin&#x27; I don&#x27;t know<br/>Somewhere we&#x27;re gonna play<br/>Another show<br/>Quick get off and gas up at the Conoco<br/>We&#x27;re driving<br/>We drive against the grain<br/>Like postmen in the rain<br/>Welcome to our big rock show<br/>Wind us up and watch this puppy go<br/>Hope you heard a single word we said<br/>One little rock to rattle in your head<br/>Hey kid, pit mosh<br/>Please avoid the flashpot<br/>Yeah, it&#x27;s really funny &#x27;til an eyebrow<br/>Gets singed off<br/>Your mother&#x27;s got nothing here to fear or dread<br/>Our abrasive is gentle on a baby&#x27;s skin head<br/>Soundchecks<br/>Don&#x27;t forget the spandex<br/>This mix is sounding like a bad train wreck<br/>It takes some spit and grit and sweat<br/>To give you more than you expect<br/>We&#x27;re driven<br/>To give you what we know<br/>Like postmen through the show<br/>Got a cryptic coder<br/>On the microphone<br/>Find the secret message<br/>Buried in our big rock show