Meet The Teachers (Interlude)

<p>SEYMOUR: Seymour the Seagull here, with a bird&#39;s-eye view of another sunny Sunday morning in the twin island republic of Yeahman &amp; Noman. With much of the staff on a holiday of their own this week, the beach resort management is left with no other option but to bring in a rag-tag crew of unconventional teachers to lead the children.</p><p>Let&#39;s drop in on &#39;em</p><p>YOUTH DIRECTOR: All right kids, attention! Quiet please. Attention! Line up, line up. Make a straight line. Since we&#39;re a bit short staffed today, I have had to make some creative staffing decisions. Today we have a raggamuffin Sunday school teaching crew</p><p>Kids: Hello teachers!</p><p>SEYMOUR: And this vagabond crew consists of Nigel the Iguana</p><p>NIGEL: Wait now man, I&#39;m a chameleon!</p><p>SEYMOUR: Nigel the Iguana</p><p>NIGEL: Cha!</p><p>SEYMOUR: Calypso the singing coconut</p><p>CALYPSO: (sings) Calypso sweet, Calypso sweet, cause Calypso the Coconut he is Calypso sweet</p><p>(Repeat)</p><p>That sounds good!</p><p>SEYMOUR: Excuse me, can we keep these introductions a little bit shorter?</p><p>CALYPSO: Sorry man</p><p>SEYMOUR: And Manu the know-it-all Mango</p><p>MANU: At your service</p><p>Random voices: Whew! That guy is a bit ripe! For real. Boy I&#39;ll say! Oh man</p><p>MANU: Thank you very often. And today we are going to teach Reggae Sunday School.</p>