Mary Baker Eddy

I read a book tells me death doesn't really exist The author died years ago, I think that is rather a twist She said the body was only in somebody's dream But we all know she wore clothes And kept that body quite clean We might've believed her If her teeth hadn't fallin' out (Mary Baker Eddy) We might've believed her If her teeth hadn't fallin' out Is your religion as false as The teeth that reside in your mouth? (Baker Faker) (Mary Baker Eddy) Do you breathe, do you bleed, Do you see that it's all really there (Oh no wa) While you deny the fact You are steadily loosing your hair She said that Jesus was merely a perfect man But I never heard of her dying and rising again We might've believed her If her teeth hadn't fallin' out (Mary Baker Eddy) We might've believed her If her teeth hadn't fallin' out Is your religion as false as The teeth that reside in your mouth? (Baker Faker) (Mary Baker Eddy) (Mary... Mary... Mary...)