Mrs. Morgan

Well, I'm Catherine Morgan And I'm the next-door neighbor to the Gotee's And uh, the Gotee's were over there And they had a drummer that came in here To play the drums that day And he played it early in the mornin', and he played it I had him for breakfast, and for lunch, and for dinner So I hollered at Todd and told him That I couldn't stand that drummer any longer That he was driving my crazy And Kevin spoke up and said, "Mrs. Morgan," says, "that's a live drummer We've got over there today" And I said, "If he hits the drum one more time, He's gone be a dead drummer" And that was the last I heard of the drummer that day