What The Hell (It's The Holidays)

<p>It&#x27;s that time of year<br/>Snow is on the ground<br/>Pretty lights and mistletoe<br/>Decorate our little town<br/>Chris Kringle is loading up his sleigh<br/>Oh oh, it’s the holiday<br/><br/>Tables set with cakes and pies<br/>And goodies all around<br/>There&#x27;s a turkey in the middle<br/>That weights 47 lbs<br/>And I know I should stay away<br/>What the hell – it&#x27;s the holidays<br/><br/>I’ve been doing great counting calories<br/>And watching weight<br/>But that big ole honey bait<br/>Is calling my name<br/>Pass the butter beans<br/>The dressing and the gravy please<br/>How about some pie<br/>With my next piece of cake<br/>What the hell it&#x27;s the holidays<br/>Dad fixing eggnog<br/>He&#x27;s pouring in the rum<br/>Doctor says I shouldn&#x27;t<br/>But I&#x27;m gonna get me some<br/>Just 4 or 5 will be ok<br/>What the hell – it&#x27;s the holidays<br/><br/>Now we&#x27;re out at Barry&#x27;s truck<br/>Chasing makers mark with 7up<br/>Cousin Kenny’s throwing up<br/>Oh what a shame<br/>Steve brought his potato gun<br/>Now we’re gonna have some fun<br/>Oops he blew the window<br/>Out of mom&#x27;s Chevrolet<br/>What the hell it’s the holidays<br/><br/>It&#x27;s that time of year<br/>Snow is on the ground<br/>Dad just wrote his name in it<br/>I think you know how<br/>All the silly games we play<br/>What the hell it&#x27;s the holidays<br/><br/>The sheriff just hauled him away<br/>What the hell it&#x27;s the holidays