The Losing Kind

<p>Lost my job, I lost my money<br/>I turn my back and lost my honey<br/>Lord I guess I&#39;m just the losing kind</p><p>Lost my license &#39;cause I drove too fast<br/>Got in a game and I lost my cash<br/>Lord I guess I&#39;m just the losing kind</p><p>Some day the cops are gonna come around<br/>And turn me over to the lost and found<br/>I was sitting on the porch the other day<br/>And watched the finance man drive my car away</p><p>I&#39;m too proud to crawl too weak to run<br/>I&#39;d shoot myself but I lost my gun<br/>Lord I guess I&#39;m just the losing kind</p><p>[Long version]<br/>Well if it was a-raining dollar bills<br/>And I was up on the highest hill<br/>Clouds would break out and the sun would shine</p><p>The only way that I can win<br/>Is pick a fight and bet on him<br/>Lord I guess I&#39;m just the losing kind</p><p>Some day the cops are gonna come around<br/>And turn me over to the lost and found<br/>I just got a letter from a baby of mine<br/>She&#39;s in las vegas and she likes it fine</p><p>[Long version only]<br/>I&#39;m too proud to crawl and I&#39;m too weak to run<br/>I&#39;d shoot myself but I lost my gun<br/>Lord I guess I&#39;m just the losing kind</p><p>[Short version only]<br/>I bet on the horses to recoup my losses<br/>And lost the tickets on the winning horses<br/>Lord I guess I&#39;m just the losing kind</p>