Mountain Dew

<p>There&#x27;s a big hollow tree<br/>Down the road here from me<br/>Where you lay down a dollar or two<br/>Then you go around the bend<br/>When you come back again<br/>There&#x27;s a jugful of mountain dew<br/><br/>Oh, they call it that old mountain dew<br/>And them that refuse it are few<br/>Oh, I&#x27;ll shut up my mug<br/>If you&#x27;ll fill up my jug<br/><br/>With that good old mountain dew<br/>Well, there&#x27;s my old Aunt June<br/>Bought some brand new perfume<br/>It had such a sweet smellin&#x27; phew<br/>But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed<br/>It was nothing but good old mountain dew<br/>And there&#x27;s Uncle Mort<br/>He&#x27;s sawed off and short<br/><br/>He&#x27;s just five feet and one inch or two<br/>But he thinks he&#x27;s a giant<br/>When he gets him a pint<br/>Of that good old mountain dew<br/><br/>Now, there&#x27;s Uncle Bill<br/>Got a still on the hill<br/>Where he runs off a gallon or two<br/>And the buzzards in the sky<br/>Get so dizzy they can&#x27;t fly<br/>Just from smelling that mountain dew