Nasty Dan

<p>[Verse 1]<br/>Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew<br/>He&#x27;s stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through<br/>He&#x27;d frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he&#x27;d never laugh<br/>He&#x27;d growl and yell and I hard tell that he never took a bath<br/><br/>[Chorus]<br/>Nasty Dan was a nasty man<br/>Hard to understand that Nasty Dan<br/><br/>[Verse 2]<br/>Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long<br/>He&#x27;d go where he could he&#x27;d try real good to make things go wrong<br/>He&#x27;d jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall<br/>And the only words that he ever said were, &quot;I don&#x27;t like you at all!&quot;<br/>[Chorus]<br/><br/>[Verse 3]<br/>Now a real interesting thing that I want you to know about is this here<br/>Because it&#x27;s the most important thing it concerns a girl and things like that<br/>Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow<br/>She said you like me rotten as can be let&#x27;s get married now<br/>So they went and they did and had a nasty kid<br/>And I must confess that Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now<br/>And he doesn&#x27;t bother anybody anymore cause he just lives in his nasty old house<br/>With his nasty old wife and his nasty od kid in nasty happiness<br/><br/>[Chorus]