History

<p>[intro]<br/>Runescape rap battles of history!<br/>The Queen Black Dragon!<br/>Vs<br/>The King Black Dragon!<span><br/>Begin!<br/><br/>[QBD] (Verse 1)<br/>All hail the Queen<br/>Because now I’ve arrived<br/>Twenty times stronger than you<br/>Why do you act so surprised?<span><br/>I&#x27;m five times your size<br/>In several ways you are small<span><br/>You&#x27;re a joke of a boss<br/>Players put your heads on their wall<span><br/>You don’t even look scary<br/>You&#x27;ve looked the same since 2002<br/>They updated Elvarg&#x27;s graphics before they considered you<span><br/>Nobody visits your lair<br/>Cause all of your drops are so lame<span><br/>And your examine was changed<br/>Cause now I&#x27;m the strongest dragon in-game!<span><br/>[KBD] (Verse 1)<br/>Shut up you, old hag!<br/>Why don’t you stop and listen?<br/>You shouldn’t be fighting these players<br/>You should be up in the kitchen<br/>Wanna know why you have your own lair?<br/>Why you just don’t live with me?<br/>Because the Grotworms that come from your mouth<br/>Are a result of your STD<br/>I know you’ve been sleeping around<br/>Too close with the Dragonkin<br/>Why do you think I’ve never gone<br/>Where so many others have been?<br/>I’m a piece of history<br/>You’re just the wife of one of the greats<br/>The only reason people fight you<br/>Is to wear their Completionist Capes!<br/><br/>[QBD] (Verse 2)<br/>*snoring*<br/>Oh it’s my turn to rap?<br/>You put me right back to sleep<br/>Defeating you is easier than counting or shearing sheep<span>!<br/>You were in a Tail of Two Cats<br/>I&#x27;ve got a quest to unlock me<span><br/>Now quit trying to rap<br/>Before I time stop you for eternity!<br/>[KBD] (Verse 2)<br/>If you’re so tired<br/>I’ll put you forever to bed<br/>All you freaking do is talk<br/>Cause all you are in game is a head<br/>And I think I want a divorce<br/>Because what we have is through<br/>Now just surrender to me<br/>Before I get Flametongue to finish you!<br/><br/>[outro]<br/>WHO WON?<br/>WHO’S NEXT?<br/>COMMENT BELOW!<br/>ALSO TO SUGGEST WHO GOES NEXT<br/>SEND A TWEET TO #RSRBOH<br/>RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!