Ha Ha World

<p>Ha, ha, world<br/>Everyday I used to write you a letter<br/>But you never wrote back<br/>And you never made me feel any better<br/><br/>Always sitting here<br/>Fretting and getting confused<br/>Halfway desperate<br/>For a headline of hope in the news<br/>When the telephone rang<br/>I spilled it all over my sweater<br/><br/>The call was for me<br/>And I answered the phone in the kitchen<br/>But the room was too hot<br/>I forgot I was cooking my chicken<br/>I was burning like hell<br/>But the stove wasn&#x27;t on<br/>Then the voice on the line<br/>Says the chicken is gone<br/>The receiver goes dead and it<br/>Hums while the plot starts to thicken<br/><br/>Would I have hung up the phone had I known<br/>The whole room would start swaying<br/>I was instantly cold<br/>And I knew why my life wasn&#x27;t paying<br/>I had money and fame<br/>But my wealth wasn&#x27;t wise<br/>What good are the coins on a dead man&#x27;s eyes<br/>And the ringing of chimes in my head<br/>Said it&#x27;s time to start praying<br/><br/>I been sitting here praying<br/>And laying up treasures in heaven<br/>I was home and the front door was locked<br/>When the clock struck eleven<br/>I heard the bride outside yell millennium<br/>Though the sun was still up<br/>The twelfth hour has come<br/><br/>The Bible says<br/>Without a vision the people perish<span>