Ramada Inn

<p>NORTH OF THE BORDER<br/>WHERE THE CACTI IS SCARCE AND THIN<br/>THERE&#x27;S A PLACE WITHOUT MUCH TASTE<br/>THEY CALL RAMADA INN<br/>NOW RAMADA, IT IS A SPANISH NAME<br/>THEY BROUGHT IT WITH THEM WHEN THEY CAME<br/>AND THOUGH THE SPANISH HAVE GONE AWAY<br/>RAMADA INN IS HERE TO STAY<br/>Chorus<br/>THEY&#x27;RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION<br/>WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION<br/>NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN<br/>YOU WON&#x27;T ESCAPE RAMADA INN<br/>LA LA LA WHAT A RIP-OFF<br/>TAKE A TIP OFF ME<br/>LA LA LA...<br/>Bridge<br/>MEDIOCRE<br/>IT&#x27;S IN THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD<br/>AND ONCE YOU LEAVE<br/>YOU WON&#x27;T QUITE BELIEVE<br/>WHAT AN AVERAGE TIME YOU&#x27;VE HAD<br/>Chorus 1<br/>THEY&#x27;RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION<br/>WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION<br/>&quot;HECK, YEAH, HI THERE, THIS IS ROBERT BOB<br/>HERE AT THE RAMADA INN LOUNGE<br/>LISTEN, PUSSYCATS, I WANT YOU TO DRINK UP AND STICK AROUND<br/>BECAUSE I&#x27;M GOING TO BE PLAYING ALL YOUR A.M. FAVE RAVES<br/>I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DISCO DOWN TO<br/>HEY, COME ON &quot;BANG, BANG&quot;, I GOT A LINE ON YOU, YOU PARTY ANIMALS<br/>HEY, A LITTLE LATER ON, TRY THAT SALAD BAR, IT&#x27;S SIMPLY EXQUISITE, O.K<br/>HEY, I&#x27;VE GOT TWENTY-FIVE BIG, BEAUTIFUL SHOWS FOR YOU, DON&#x27;T YOU KNOW<br/>I&#x27;M GOING TO BE HERE FROM, OH, FOUR O&#x27;CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL I&#x27;M A MUCH OLDER INDIVIDUAL.&quot;<br/>NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN<br/>WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN<br/>CHA, CHA, CHA, YOU WON&#x27;T ESCAPE RAMADA INN<br/>LA LA LA IT&#x27;S REALLY STINKO<br/>THAT&#x27;S WHAT I THINKO<br/>LA LA LA<br/>NORTH OF THE BORDER<br/>THE BORDER, THE BORDER<br/>NORTH OF THE BORDER<br/>THE BORDER, THE BORDER<br/>OY