I'm Gettin Nottin For Christmas

1, 2, 3, 4! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sisters bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug Somebody snitched on me I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and daddy are mad I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seeing Santa Claus Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be going straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late Somebody snitched on me So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, Nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad! [Matt Thiessen speaking:] "Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the Green-House Effect which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Clause lives...he's mad!" Pbbthh! STOP!