The Lament of Desmond R.G. Underwood- Frederick IV

<p>Ah, the news of my impending death<br/>Came at a really bad time for me<br/>Yeah, the news of my impending death<br/>Any other day might have been ok<br/><br/>I was starting to track with my inner guide<br/>I was getting in touch with my feminine side<br/>But when the doctor starts whistling &quot;Happy Trails&quot;<span><br/>Tends to take a bit of wind out of the old sails<br/><br/>Desi Ray, if I may be so blunt<br/>Galahad, bag your agnostic front<br/>Underwood, hire a good undertaker<br/>Freddie, get ready to meet your maker<br/><br/>Ah, the news of my impending death<br/>Came at a really bad time for me<br/>I was far too young to depreciate<br/>When they read me my expiration date<br/>I&#x27;d built Iron Man stalls in the northern wild<br/>I&#x27;d played Cabbage Patch dolls with my inner child<br/>Now I&#x27;m getting sealed bids for a granite vault<br/>And I&#x27;m pretty sure this is my parents&#x27; fault<span><br/><br/>Ah, the news of my impending death<br/>Came at a really bad time for me<br/>When they cancel your breathing policy<br/>Tends to steal a bit of the old joie de vivre<br/><br/>I&#x27;d just found the lost key to my mythic life<br/>So I bravely shook free of my kids and wife<br/>I had seminars booked as a second career<br/>Until a still, small voice screamed loud and clear