Oh, Santa!

<p>Narrator: &quot;It&#x27;s Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting the<br/>Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Oh, Santa! I can&#x27;t wait for you to come, I just can&#x27;t wait for<br/>You to come, and I&#x27;ve got cookies! Three yummy cookies! Just for you for<br/>When you come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because it&#x27;s<br/>Christmas!&quot;<br/><br/>(Knock-knock-knock)<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who<br/>Brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?&quot;<br/><br/>Narrator: &quot;Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but crafty<br/>Bankrobber!&quot;<br/>Larry: &quot;Who are you?&quot;<br/><br/>Bankrobber: &quot;I&#x27;m a bankrobber! And I&#x27;ve come to rob your bank, oh yes!<br/>I&#x27;ve come to rob your bank, and I&#x27;ve come to take your dimes and swipe<br/>Your nickels. So stand back, step aside you silly pickle! And let me<br/>In!&quot;<br/><br/>Narrator: &quot;Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of<br/>Christmas Larry makes an offering.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;I&#x27;m not a banker ... I have no bank my robbing friend, but I<br/>Have cookies--three yummy cookies. And I don&#x27;t have nickels, but please<br/>Take this my robbing friend. Eat one of these my robbing friend. They<br/>Are for Santa, but you may have one.&quot;<br/><br/>Narrator: &quot;The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry&#x27;s good will. But<br/>Larry, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing<br/>Santa.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Oh, Santa! I can&#x27;t wait for you to come, I just can&#x27;t wait for<br/>You to come, and I&#x27;ve got cookies! Two yummy cookies! Just for you for<br/>When you come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because it&#x27;s<br/>Christmas!&quot;<br/><br/>Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) &quot;I&#x27;m a robber! I came to rob your bank, oh<br/>Yes! I came to rob your bank ... you shared a cookie--a yummy cookie<br/>Though I&#x27;d love to take your dimes, perhaps another time--because it&#x27;s<br/>Christmas!&quot;<br/>(Knock, knock, knock)<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who<br/>Brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?&quot;<br/>Narrator: &quot;Once again, it is not Santa who has come to Larry&#x27;s door, but<br/>This time a savage Norseman.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Who are you?&quot;<br/><br/>Viking: &quot;I&#x27;m a viking! And I&#x27;ve come to take your land, oh yes! I&#x27;ve<br/>Come to take your land, and I&#x27;ve come to burn your crops and steal your<br/>Horses. And I&#x27;ve come to ... step on your chickens! And soil your<br/>Quilts!&quot;<br/><br/>Narrator: &quot;Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of<br/>Christmas Larry makes an offering.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;I don&#x27;t have land ... I don&#x27;t have crops, my viking friend, but<br/>I have cookies--two yummy cookies. And I don&#x27;t have horses, but please<br/>Take this my viking friend. Eat one of these my viking friend. They are<br/>For Santa, but you may have one.&quot;<br/><br/>Narrator: &quot;The viking is also touched by Larry&#x27;s good will. But Larry&#x27;s<br/>Thoughts are still with Santa.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Oh, Santa! I can&#x27;t wait for you to come, I just can&#x27;t wait for<br/>You to come, I&#x27;ve got a cookie! A yummy cookie! Just for you for when<br/>You come, oh me, for you for when you come ... because it&#x27;s Christmas!&quot;<br/>Viking: (Simultaneously) &quot;I&#x27;m a viking! I came to take your land, oh<br/>Yes! I came to take your land ... you shared a cookie--a yummy cookie<br/>Though I&#x27;d love to soil your quilts, I don&#x27;t think that I wilt ...<br/>Because it&#x27;s Christmas!&quot;<br/><br/>(Knock-knock-knock)<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who<br/>Brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?&quot;<br/><br/>Narrator: &quot;Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue<br/>Service.&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Who are you?&quot;<br/><br/>Peach: &quot;I&#x27;m from the IRS! And I&#x27;ve come to tax your ...&quot; (Slam)<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Oh, Santa! I can&#x27;t wait for you to come, I just can&#x27;t wait for<br/>You to come ... It&#x27;s finally Santa! It&#x27;s finally him! At last, the one<br/>Who brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me!&quot;<br/><br/>Santa: &quot;I&#x27;m Santa! And I&#x27;ve come to bring you gifts, oh yes! I&#x27;ve come<br/>To bring you gifts, and I&#x27;ve come to stuff your stockings--oh ho-ho-ho!<br/>And I&#x27;ve come to jiggle my belly. And wiggle my nose ... Hey, wait a<br/>Minute! Isn&#x27;t that my belt? And what are you doing with my hat? So<br/>You&#x27;re the ones!&quot;<br/><br/>Bankrobber: &quot;Wait a minute, I can explain!&quot;<br/><br/>Viking: &quot;We&#x27;ve changed!&quot;<br/><br/>Santa: &quot;Nobody messes with Santa! You know that don&#x27;t you!? You&#x27;ve been<br/>Very naughty! And I&#x27;ve got a list!&quot;<br/><br/>Peach: &quot;Did you claim that?&quot;<br/><br/>Larry: &quot;Merry ... Christmas&quot;