Walk Like An Egyptian

<p>[Intro: Bob and Larry]<br/>Hey Larry, you remember when we took that trip to Egypt?<br/>Oh yeah Bob, yes I do remember!<br/>It reminds me of a song!<br/>What song could that possibly be?<br/><br/>[Verse 1: Bob, Larry and <b>Both</b>]<br/>All the old paintings on the tomb<br/>They do the sand dance, don&#x27;t you know?<br/>If they move too quick <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>They&#x27;re falling down like a domino<br/><br/>All the bazaar men by the Nile<br/>They got the money on a bet<br/>Gold crocodiles <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>They snap their teeth on their fresh baguette&lt;!--&lt;br--&gt;<br/>Foreign types with their handy wipes say<br/><b>(Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)<br/>Walk like an Egyptian</b><br/>(shoot your right to the side, shoot your right to the side)<br/>Ha ha, we&#x27;re doing it, Larry, this is fun!<br/>Is that a camel?<br/><br/>[Verse 2: Bob, Larry and <b>Both</b>]<br/>The big waiter dudes take their trays<br/>They spin around and they cross the floor<br/>They&#x27;ve got the moves <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>You drop your milk and then they bring you more<br/><br/>All the school kids and their teachers too!<br/>Still like the punk and the metal band<br/>When the buzzer rings <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>They&#x27;re walking like an Egyptian<br/><br/>All the cops in the donut shop say<br/><b>(Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)<br/>Walk like an Egyptian</b><br/><br/>Here we go, Bob!<br/>Oh ho ho, we&#x27;re doing it Larry! We&#x27;re walking like Egyptians!<br/>You know what, I wanna try this. I wanna slip and slide like an Egyptian. You got a Slip-N-Slide?<br/>Hey Larry, I think you got it!<br/>Woo!<br/>Very impressive!<br/><br/>Is that you whistling?<br/>[Verse 3: Bob, Larry and <b>Both</b>]<br/>Slide your feet up the street, bend your back<br/>Shift your arm, then you pull it back<br/>Life is hard you know <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>So strike a pose on a Cadillac<br/><br/>If you want to find all the cops<br/>They&#x27;re hanging out in the donut shop<br/>They sing and dance <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>They spin the clubs, cruise down the block<br/><br/>All the Japanese with their yen<br/>The party boys call the Kremlin<br/>And the Chinese know <b>(oh-way-oh)</b><br/>They walk the line like Egyptian<br/><br/>All the cops in the donut shop say<br/><b>(Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)</b><br/>Walk like an Egyptian<br/>(Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy<br/>Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy)<br/>Walk like an Egyptian<br/>(Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze<br/>Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze)<br/><br/>[Outro: Bob and Larry]<br/>C&#x27;mon everybody, you can do it too!<br/>Okay, here we go! Move it back!<br/>Larry, help him out!<br/>Okay, gotta do it like this. Yeah, gotta put your hips twists into it<br/>That&#x27;s a sorta South American<br/>No, I distinctly studied Egyptian walking, thank you very much, it&#x27;s like this!