Oh, No! What We Gonna Do

<p>[Wisemen]<br/>Oh, no! What we gonna do?<br/>The king likes Daniel more than me and you<br/>Oh, no! What we gonna do?<br/>We gotta get him out of here<br/>Oh, no! What we gonna do?<br/>The king likes Daniel more than me and you<br/>Oh, no! What we gonna do?<br/>We gotta get him out of here<span><br/><br/>[Wisemen #2 and #3]<br/>We could throw him in the dungeon<br/>We could let him rot in jail<br/>We could drag him to the ocean<br/>Have him eaten by a whale<span><br/>[Wiseman #1]<br/>We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float a while<span><br/>Then we&#x27;ll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile<br/>We could put him on a camel&#x27;s back and send him off to Ur<br/>With a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur<br/>We could give him jelly doughnuts, take &#x27;em all away<br/>Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet<br/>We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on<br/>Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon<br/><br/>[Wiseman #2, spoken]<br/>Or.... (whispers)<span><br/><br/>[Wiseman #1, spoken]<br/>Yeah... Mmhmm... Oh!<br/>I like it!<br/><br/>[Wiseman #2, spoken]<br/>It&#x27;s sneaky!<br/><br/>[Wiseman #1, spoken]<br/>And it just...<br/><br/>[Wiseman #3, spoken]<br/>Might...<br/>[Wiseman #2, spoken]<br/>Work!<br/><br/>[Wisemen]<br/>We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on<br/>Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon!<br/><br/>[Narrator, spoken]<br/>The very next morning, the wise men appeared before King Darius to try to trap Daniel with their scheme...<br/><br/>[King Darius, spoken]<br/>You wanted to see me?<br/><br/>[Wiseman #1, spoken]<br/>Ahem...