The New Improved Bunny Song

<p>[Bob]<br/>Now, kids, we&#x27;re gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, The Bunny Song<br/><br/>[Jean-Claude]<br/>Monsieur Bob! We&#x27;re not supposed to sing the Bunny Song!<br/><br/>[Bob]<br/>Oh-ho-ho-ho! Thank you for pointing that out, Jean-Claude, but this is the new and improved Bunny Song<br/>This is the one we&#x27;re supposed to sing!<br/><br/>[Jean-Claude]<br/>I see<br/><br/>[Mr. Nezzer]<br/>The bunny, the bunny<br/>Whoa, I ate the bunny<br/>I didn&#x27;t eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny<br/>The bunny, the bunny<br/>Oh! I love the bunny<br/>But now i feel sick in the head from the bunny<br/>I didn&#x27;t eat my salad, I didn&#x27;t eat my steak<br/>I had too much candy, got a tummy ache<br/>I need to eat good food to help me to grow<br/>I&#x27;ll obey my momma &#x27;cause she loves me so<br/>Ya, I&#x27;ll go to church and I&#x27;ll go to school<br/>That stuff is important, and I ain&#x27;t no fool!<br/>[Asparagus Singers with (Mr. Nezzer)]<br/>I don&#x27;t want no pickles, I don&#x27;t want no honey<br/>I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny<br/>(No no no, girls!)<br/>I don&#x27;t want a tissue when my nose is runny<br/>(No, that&#x27;s wrong!)<br/>I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny<br/>(I learned my lesson!)<br/>I don&#x27;t wanna tell you a joke that is funny<br/>(Oh, y&#x27;all are gonna get tummy aches!)<br/>I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny<br/>(Now, you stop singing that stuff!)<br/>I don&#x27;t wanna play on a day that is sunny<br/>(Listen here, girls!)<br/>I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny<br/>(Oh, no...)<br/><br/>[Mr. Nezzer]<br/>The bunny, the bunny<br/>Whoa! I ate the bunny<br/>I didn&#x27;t eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny<br/>The bunny, the bunny<br/>Oh! I love the bunny<br/>But now I feel sick in the head...<br/>From the bunny!