Haman's Song

<p>[Mr. Lunt, as Haman]<br/>Your Highness I believe there is much to fear<br/><br/>[Mr. Nezzer, as King Xerxes]<br/>Really? Those Peoni&#x27;s are no longer here<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>A much greater danger may await you now<br/><br/>[King]<br/>How&#x27;s that possible?<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>With permission, Your Highness, I&#x27;ll tell you how<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Go on...<br/>[Haman]<br/>It&#x27;s my duty to inform you and if I&#x27;m correct<br/>To ignore this great emergency would be neglect<br/>It&#x27;s the motto of my office<br/>Serve and protect<br/>There are those who walk among us who show no respect<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Really?<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>The law must be adjusted<br/>There are those who can&#x27;t be trusted<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Oh, my goodness<br/>Tell me about these people<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>A sneaky little family who do sneaky little things<br/>Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the king<br/>I fear if they&#x27;re not dealt with --<br/>The prospect makes me weep --<br/>A zucchini-shaped sarcophagus is where you&#x27;ll sleep<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Really?<br/>The nerve!<br/>I am disgusted!<br/>[Haman]<br/>There are those who can&#x27;t be trusted<br/><br/>[King]<br/>That sure doesn&#x27;t sound like a nice family<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>Nope<br/>Your Highness I believe we must act with speed<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Agreed, say the word<br/>I&#x27;ll give you what you need<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>A simple solution but you must act now<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Well, how can I help?<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>With permission, Your Highness, I&#x27;ll tell you how<br/><br/>[King]<br/>Go on...<br/>[Haman]<br/>After careful calculation I&#x27;ve got just the thing<br/>We&#x27;ll send to the dreaded isle of tickling<br/>But before I can take action<br/>We have to close the deal<br/>And it needs the kingly imprint of your royal seal<br/><br/>[King]<br/>I agree!<br/>They must be busted!<br/><br/>[King and Haman]<br/>There are those who can&#x27;t be trusted<br/>That sneaky little family who do sneaky little things<br/>Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the king<br/>For crimes against the kingdom<br/>The punishment is steep!<br/>The isle of endless tickling is where they&#x27;ll sleep<br/><br/>[King]<br/>The law is now adjusted<br/><br/>[King and Haman]<br/>For those who can&#x27;t be trusted<br/><br/>[Instrumental Break]<br/><br/>[Haman]<br/>Ha!<br/>Mordecai is busted!<br/><br/>[Choir]<br/>There are those who can&#x27;t be trusted