Salesmunz Rap

<p>Check it out! Check it out!<br/>If you want a bigger hat<br/>We got that!<br/>If you need a tube of glue<br/>We got that too!<br/>A 20 gallon wok?<br/>They&#x27;re in stock!<br/>And if you need refrigerators<br/>To keep extra mashed potaters<br/>Or a giant air compressor<br/>To blow fruit flies off your dresser<br/>Or a dehydrated strudel<br/>Or a nose ring for your poodle<br/>Or a five pound can of tuna<br/>And some flippers to go scuba<br/>Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!<br/>Here we go, scuba! Come on!<br/>If you need a rubber hose<br/>We got those!<br/>A rhododendron tree<br/>We got three!<br/>A wrap-around deck<br/>Gotta check<br/>But if you need a window scraper<br/>And a gross of toilet paper<br/>Or a rachet set and pliers<br/>And surround sound amplifiers<br/>And a solar turkey chopper<br/>Or a padded gopher bopper<br/>Flannel shirts for looking grungy<br/>And some rope for goin&#x27; bungee<br/>Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee!<br/>Here we go, bungee! Come on!<br/>What we&#x27;ve mentioned are only just some<br/>Of the wonderful things yet to come<br/>These pictures you keep are so...nice<br/>But you really should take our advice<br/>Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!<br/>All you need is lots...more...stuff!<br/>Salesman #2 and #3:<br/>You really, really ought to!<br/><br/>Madame:<br/>How could I afford not to?<br/><br/>Salesman #1:<br/>Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!<br/><br/>Salesmen:<br/>All you need is lots...<br/>More...<br/>Stuff!