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<p>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>So uh, you called for an inventor?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Why yes I did, Seymour. Ya see I got a little problem<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Problem?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Problem<br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Problem<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Yes I got a little problem with my chickens<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Chickens?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Birds!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Boids<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Birds<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/>Well, I don&#x27;t know why you called me, then. I&#x27;m an inventor, and I don&#x27;t know much about boids<br/><br/>NEZZER<br/><br/>Boids?<br/><br/>HOPE<br/><br/>Boids<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Yup, and I don&#x27;t know nothin&#x27; much about boids<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Well, that&#x27;s exactly why I called you, friend. I need a way to make eggs round the clock. Tick-tock! These real chickens are always needing a rest. Ya see, they don&#x27;t last<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>But where do I come in?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Well I hear you&#x27;re a whiz when it comes to inventin&#x27;<br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Inventin&#x27;?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Inventin&#x27;. Mechenization. Industrialization<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Inventing things sure is fun<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Well, what I need my friend is a row of chickens<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Chickens?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens. Mechanical chickens as far as the eye can see<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Boids<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>You catch on quick<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>But what about the eggs?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Eggs?<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Eggs! Eggs!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>What about the eggs?<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Can a tin chickens lay real eggs?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Plastic<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Plastic?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Plastic, my friend. In whatever color you can think it<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Plastic<br/><br/>NEZZER<br/><br/>Plastic<br/><br/>HOPE<br/><br/>Plastic<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Yes, with mechanical chickens and plastics eggs I can make Easter bigger than before<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Easter?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Easter. Yes, Easter<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Wait a minute! You can&#x27;t make Easter bigger with plastic eggs!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>What I said my friend is...<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>No no no no no no! You got it all wrong!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Whaddya mean?<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Easter&#x27;s not about plastic eggs and bunnies and baskets!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>But isn&#x27;t Easter supposed last forever?<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Of course!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>And doesn&#x27;t plastic last forever?<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Well yeah, but...<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>I don&#x27;t see the difference!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Well it&#x27;s kinda...<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Inventing things sure is fun<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>How&#x27;s that?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>I said inventing things sure is fun<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Plastic?<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Plastic<br/><br/>HOPE<br/><br/>Plastic<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Boids<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens! Layin&#x27; eggs all night long<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Chickens<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens<br/><br/>SEYMOUR &amp; EBENEZER<br/><br/>Boids!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR &amp; EBENEZER<br/><br/>Boids!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Mechanical chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR &amp; EBENEZER<br/><br/>Boids! Chickens! Boids!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR &amp; EBENEZER<br/><br/>Boids!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Mechanical chickens!<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Boids!<br/><br/>EBENEZER<br/><br/>Chickens<br/><br/>SEYMOUR<br/><br/>Chickens<br/><br/>SEYMOUR &amp; EBENEZER<br/><br/>Boids