Ramada Inn · letra

NORTH OF THE BORDER WHERE THE CACTI IS SCARCE AND THIN THERE'S A PLACE WITHOUT MUCH TASTE THEY CALL RAMADA INN NOW RAMADA, IT IS A SPANISH NAME THEY BROUGHT IT WITH THEM WHEN THEY CAME AND THOUGH THE SPANISH HAVE GONE AWAY RAMADA INN IS HERE TO STAY Chorus THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN YOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA INN LA LA LA WHAT A RIP-OFF TAKE A TIP OFF ME LA LA LA... Bridge MEDIOCRE IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD AND ONCE YOU LEAVE YOU WON'T QUITE BELIEVE WHAT AN AVERAGE TIME YOU'VE HAD Chorus 1 THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION "HECK, YEAH, HI THERE, THIS IS ROBERT BOB HERE AT THE RAMADA INN LOUNGE LISTEN, PUSSYCATS, I WANT YOU TO DRINK UP AND STICK AROUND BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING ALL YOUR A.M. FAVE RAVES I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DISCO DOWN TO HEY, COME ON "BANG, BANG", I GOT A LINE ON YOU, YOU PARTY ANIMALS HEY, A LITTLE LATER ON, TRY THAT SALAD BAR, IT'S SIMPLY EXQUISITE, O.K HEY, I'VE GOT TWENTY-FIVE BIG, BEAUTIFUL SHOWS FOR YOU, DON'T YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO BE HERE FROM, OH, FOUR O'CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL I'M A MUCH OLDER INDIVIDUAL." NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN CHA, CHA, CHA, YOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA INN LA LA LA IT'S REALLY STINKO THAT'S WHAT I THINKO LA LA LA NORTH OF THE BORDER THE BORDER, THE BORDER NORTH OF THE BORDER THE BORDER, THE BORDER OY