Letra de «How To Be A Country Star»
the statler brothers
miscellaneous
how to be a country star (1979)
there’s questions we’re always hearing every where we go
like how do i cut a record or get on a country show
well it takes more than just ambition and three chords on an old guitar
there’s a few more thing you ought to learn to be a country star
you have to learn to sing like waylon or pick like jerry reed yodel like jeannie shepard write songs like tom t put a cry in your voice like haggard learn spanish like johnny r whisper like bill anderson and you’ll be a country star
play piano like ronnie milsap or gilley or jerry lee yo-yo like roy acuff or talk plain like ralph emery growl like conway twitty get a red white and blue guitar build a swimming pool like webb did and you’ll be a country star
be tall like sonny james is tell jokes like minnie pearl be short like jimmy d*ckens or play five-string like earl get a hip band like willie learn to stutter like m-mel get a cap like roy clark wore or a voice like barbara mandrell
be rich like eddy arnold say you’re making more than you are get a gimmick like charley pride got and you’ll be a country star
but if you have no talent and you’re not a male if you’re built somewhat like dolly or have a face like crystal gayle come back stage and ask for harold, phil, don or lou and we’ll see you auditioned for the statler brothers review
you have to learn to sing like waylon or pick like jerry reed yodel like jeannie shepard write songs like tom t put a cry in your voice like haggard learn spanish like johnny r whisper like bill anderson and you’ll be a country star
play piano like ronnie milsap or gilley or jerry lee yo-yo like roy acuff or talk plain like ralph emery growl like conway twitty get a red white and blue guitar build a swimming pool like webb did and you’ll be a country star
be tall like sonny james is tell jokes like minnie pearl be short like jimmy d*ckens or play five-string like earl get a hip band like willie learn to stutter like m-mel get a cap like roy clark wore or a voice like barbara mandrell
be rich like eddy arnold say you’re making more than you are get a gimmick like charley pride got and you’ll be a country star
but if you have no talent and you’re not a male if you’re built somewhat like dolly or have a face like crystal gayle come back stage and ask for harold, phil, don or lou and we’ll see you auditioned for the statler brothers review
