Larry-Boy · letra

Narrator: And now it's time for The Blues with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues
Larry: Hey, everybody! I’m gonna lay down some blues All sunshine and roses No rain came my way I said, all sunshine and roses No rain came my way. Mm-mm My dad bought me ice cream Oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day! Mm hm. I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face That's right, right on my face I said, I ate up that ice cream Got some on my face Got some on the table Oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place Blind Lemon Lincoln: Hey man, whatcho doin'?
Larry: I’m singin' the blues!
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Aw, man, the blues is for singin' when you feel sad
Larry: But I don't feel sad
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Man, then you got no business singin' the blues Here, lemme help you out Take this (hands Larry ice cream)
Larry: Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Now gimmie back that ice cream
Larry: You took my ice cream You took it from me You took my ice cream You took it away from me Blind Lemon Lincoln: Oh yeah! Now you're gettin' it Now listen up (harmonica solo)
Larry: But I'm still not sad. I’ll just have a ... cookie!
Blind Lemon Lincoln: No, no, no, man! You almost had it C’mon, like this You took away my ice cream! You took it away from me My sweet creamy ice cream I don't care ’bout no cookie, woo! Now try it again
Larry: My cookies and ice cream: They both gone away
Blind Lemon Lincoln: That's right. Mm hm. Feel it
Larry: My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away Blind Lemon Lincoln: Aw, sweet man, sweet
Larry: But that don't bother me none! I got me my freshly baked... Strudel!
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Wha? Strudel? Man, you can't say strudel in the blues! That don’t even rhyme
Larry: Well , what about... poodle! 'Cause I got a poodle
Poodle: Arf!
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Oh, no. Don't tell me you're gonna eat that poodle
Larry: No, I'm just gonna pet him! Pettin' poodles makes me happy
Poodle: Arf arf!
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues
Polka Guy: 'Allo! Would you like to polka?
Larry: Sure! Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel But I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! Just here with my poodle
Poodle: Arf!
Larry: That's right! Oh yeah! I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! Just me and my poodle
Poodle: Arf arf!
Announcer: This has been The Blues with Larry, tune in next time to- Oh, never mind Larry's not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon