Endangered Love · letra

Narrator

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee In the daytime drama Endangered Love
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (up above, up above) You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)

Bill

Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra You're a nice manatee You've been so good to me But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all And you can't come because you don't speak French Au revoir

Barbara

But if you leave, Bill Who will take me to the ball? Who's gonna take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes And new manatee lipstick Who will take me to the ball?

Larry, spoken

I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!

Barbara

Please don't go

Bill

I must!

Barbara

Don't go!

Bill

I must!

Barbara

Don't!

Bill

Must!

Barbara

Don't don't!

Bill

Must must!

Larry

Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (one for me, one for me) Sent from up above (a manatee from heaven) You are the one I love Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie) I'll take you to the ball (to the ball, to the ball) I hope you're not to tall (you might have trouble dancing)

Barbara, spoken

Bill, I've learned French

Bill, spoken

You have?

Barbara, spoken

Mais, oui. Je suis manatee. See?

Bill

Oui, oui mon amie! I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Barbara, spoken

Yes, but first, Bill Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?

Bill, spoken

...I can't dance

Barbara, spoken

You can't!?

Bill, spoken

No

Barbara, spoken

I must go

Bill

Please don't go

Barbara

I must

Bill

Don't go!

Barbara

I must!

Bill

Don't!

Barbara

Must!

Bill

Don't don't!

Barbara

Must must!

Larry

Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one—

Bob, spoken

Larry? What are you doing?

Larry, spoken

Just... watchin' a little TV... Bob

Bob, spoken

Well... maybe you should read a book

Larry, spoken

Yeah, ok

Narrator, spoken

This has been silly songs with Larry Tune in next time to hear Bill say...

Bill, spoken

Oh Bar-ba-ra, I've learned to dance

Barbara, spoken

Oh, Bill