Water Buffalo Song

<p>[Larry]<br/>Everybody&#x27;s got a water buffalo<span><br/>Yours is fast but mine is slow<br/>Oh, where&#x27;d we get them? I don&#x27;t know<br/>But everybody&#x27;s got a water buffalo-oooooooooh<br/>I took my buffalo to the store<br/>Got his head stuck in the door<br/>Spilled some lima beans on the floor<br/>Oh, everybody&#x27;s got a—<br/><br/>[Archibald, spoken]<br/>Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you&#x27;re doing?<br/>You can&#x27;t say everyone&#x27;s got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo!<span><br/>We&#x27;re going to get nasty letters saying<br/>&quot;Where&#x27;s my water buffalo? Why don&#x27;t I have a water buffalo?&quot;<br/>And are you prepared to deal with that? I don&#x27;t think so!<br/>Just stop being so silly!<br/>[Narrator, spoken]<br/>This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...<br/><br/>[Larry]<br/>Everybody&#x27;s got a baby kangaroo<br/>Yours is pink but mine is blue<br/>Hers was small but...<br/><br/>[Archibald]<br/>AHHHH<span>