It's Laura's Fault

<p>[JUNIOR&#x27;S DAD]<br/>Hi, Junior, how was your day, today?<br/>My plate, my art Art Begotti limited edition collector plate<br/>What happened to it?<br/><br/>[JUNIOR]<br/>Well, it&#x27;s Laura&#x27;s fault, she broke the plate, I tried to stop her<br/>She said she had to demonstrate her apple chopper<br/>The apple chopper worked just great<br/>But chopped right through your bowling plate<br/>It&#x27;s Laura&#x27;s fault, she broke the plate, it&#x27;s true<br/>And that&#x27;s the tale I have to tell to you<br/><br/>[JUNIOR&#x27;S DAD]<br/>Oh my, if that&#x27;s what she said happened then<br/>Well, I trust you Junior<br/>[JUNIOR]<br/>Actually, Laura didn&#x27;t break the plate<br/>It was, it was Lenny<br/><br/>[PERCY]<br/>Her brother?<br/><br/>[JUNIOR]<br/>Yep, that&#x27;s great, Lenny broke the plate<br/>I&#x27;ll tell you the whole story<br/><br/>It&#x27;s Lenny&#x27;s fault, he broke the plate, he&#x27;s very naughty<br/>Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?<br/>He gave it to a crocodile, who chewed it up for quite awhile<br/>It&#x27;s Lenny&#x27;s fault, he broke the plate, it&#x27;s true<br/>And that&#x27;s the tale I have to tell to you