Larry-Boy

<p>Narrator:<br/>And now it&#x27;s time for The Blues with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>Hey, everybody! I’m gonna lay down some blues<br/>All sunshine and roses<br/>No rain came my way<br/>I said, all sunshine and roses<br/>No rain came my way. Mm-mm<br/>My dad bought me ice cream<br/>Oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day!<br/>Mm hm. I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face<br/>That&#x27;s right, right on my face<br/>I said, I ate up that ice cream<br/>Got some on my face<br/>Got some on the table<br/>Oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place<br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Hey man, whatcho doin&#x27;?<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>I’m singin&#x27; the blues!<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Aw, man, the blues is for singin&#x27; when you feel sad<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>But I don&#x27;t feel sad<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Man, then you got no business singin&#x27; the blues<br/>Here, lemme help you out<br/>Take this (hands Larry ice cream)<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Now gimmie back that ice cream<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>You took my ice cream<br/>You took it from me<br/>You took my ice cream<br/>You took it away from me<br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Oh yeah! Now you&#x27;re gettin&#x27; it<br/>Now listen up<br/>(harmonica solo)<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>But I&#x27;m still not sad. I’ll just have a ... cookie!<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>No, no, no, man! You almost had it<br/>C’mon, like this<br/>You took away my ice cream!<br/>You took it away from me<br/>My sweet creamy ice cream<br/>I don&#x27;t care ’bout no cookie, woo!<br/>Now try it again<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>My cookies and ice cream:<br/>They both gone away<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>That&#x27;s right. Mm hm. Feel it<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away<br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Aw, sweet man, sweet<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>But that don&#x27;t bother me none!<br/>I got me my freshly baked...<br/>Strudel!<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Wha? Strudel? Man, you can&#x27;t say strudel in the blues!<br/>That don’t even rhyme<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>Well , what about... poodle! &#x27;Cause I got a poodle<br/><br/>Poodle:<br/>Arf!<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Oh, no. Don&#x27;t tell me you&#x27;re gonna eat that poodle<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>No, I&#x27;m just gonna pet him!<br/>Pettin&#x27; poodles makes me happy<br/><br/>Poodle:<br/>Arf arf!<br/><br/>Blind Lemon Lincoln:<br/>Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues<br/><br/>Polka Guy:<br/>&#x27;Allo! Would you like to polka?<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>Sure!<br/>Don&#x27;t got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel<br/>Don&#x27;t got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel<br/>But I&#x27;m yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!<br/>Just here with my poodle<br/><br/>Poodle:<br/>Arf!<br/><br/>Larry:<br/>That&#x27;s right! Oh yeah!<br/>I&#x27;m yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!<br/>Just me and my poodle<br/><br/>Poodle:<br/>Arf arf!<br/><br/>Announcer:<br/>This has been The Blues with Larry, tune in next time to-<br/>Oh, never mind<br/>Larry&#x27;s not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon