I'm So Blue

<p>Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry<br/>She lived by herself in a house in a tree<br/>Her butlers would show up each morning at nine<br/>They&#x27;d open the door to hear Madame whine<br/>Madame: I&#x27;m so blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!<br/>I&#x27;m so blue I don&#x27;t know what to do!<br/><br/>Bob and Larry: She&#x27;s so blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!<br/>She&#x27;s so blue she don&#x27;t know what to do!<br/><br/>Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and Larry<br/>Would help her with chores in her house in a tree<br/>Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry<br/>Madame would stack them and then start to cry<br/>Madame: I&#x27;m so blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!<br/><br/>Bob and Larry: She&#x27;s so blue she don&#x27;t know what to do!<br/><br/>Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!<br/>This rose is on backward and this one is flipped!<br/>These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good!<br/>These knives have gone dull and don&#x27;t slice like they should!<br/><br/>Madame: My neighbors have nice things, I&#x27;ve seen them myself<br/>In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf!<br/>Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon&#x27;s<br/>And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons!<br/>And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink<br/>Why, he even has a disposal, I think!<br/>And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse&#x27;s<br/>And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!<br/>Nice sauces...<br/><br/>I&#x27;m so blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!<br/><br/>Bob and Larry: She&#x27;s so blue she don&#x27;t know what to do!<br/>Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy&#x27;s<br/>And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies!<br/>I really can&#x27;t stand it, I think I may die!<br/>Now where was that hanky? I&#x27;m going to cry!<br/>Too late! Bahaahaa!<br/><br/>I&#x27;m so blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo<br/>Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!<br/>I&#x27;m so blue I don&#x27;t know what to do!<br/><br/>Bob and Larry: She&#x27;s so blue!<br/><br/>Madame: I&#x27;m so blue!<br/><br/>All: She&#x27;s so blue-hoo-hoo hoo!<br/>She&#x27;s so blue she don&#x27;t know what to do!